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This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him, i high five his face’
Happy Slap day !!

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I began imagining scenes in public
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face.
Nothing like that ever happened, but
I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
———-Max Von Syd ow
!!Happy Slap day!!

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On this day day let us not slap the person but
“slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day !! Dost !!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you…….
The Roses are wilting,
the violets dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.