Worst thing you can say on a first date

  • I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem … but the last couple of weeks I’ve gotten it under control.
  • I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden … but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
  • I don’t see my ex-girlfriend that much … thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.”
  • Wait till my wife hears about this!
  • I had a good time tonight. I’d love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.

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