SMS Messages for Slap Day in Hindi

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Sacha Dost Wo hy jo Ap ki ankh me pehla ansu dekhy
To
2sra ansu ponch ly
3sra ansu rokley
OR
4tha ansu dekhy to
1 thapar mar k kahy
Ley ab khul k ro
Happy Slap Day..!!!

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Ek student ko teacher ne ek swal puchne pe thappar mara
teacher: student k fail hone ki sb se badi wja kia hoti hai
Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche,
.
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
.
Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi
Karne Deta..

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Santa ko Ek zor Daar Thapar Pada pata q
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.
Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”
Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.
Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena

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Man 1 : Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaazein
aati rehti hain. Shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi tum log
itne khush kaise ho?
Man 2 : Hamari khushi ka raaz bahut simple hai. Meri
wife mujh thappar maarti hai. Main Jhuk Jata hun Agar nahi lagta toh
main hansta hu aur agar lag jata hai toh woh hansti hai

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Boy: I Love U…
.
Girl : Thapar Marungi…
.
Boy
.
Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…

Happy Slap Day

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Ek student ko teacher ne ek swal puchne pe thappar mara
teacher: student k fail hone ki sb se badi wja kia hoti hai
Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche,
.
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
.
Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi
Karne Deta..

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Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. hahaha ))

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Admi dukandar se- zeher de do
dukandar- bina parchi ke nhi milega
admi ne apni shadi ka card dikhaya
dukandar- bas pagle ab rulaega kya
badi bottle du ya choti.. hahahaha

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Santa ko Ek zor Daar Thapar Pada pata q
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.
Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”
Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.
Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena

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Student Ko Lady Teacher Ne Thapad Maar Kia
Teacher: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir Der Q Ki?.
Student:miss,
Aap Mera Itni Besabri Se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte Hai…

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Jab Aap Humse Ruth Jaoge
Jab Aap Humse Khafa Ho Jaoge
Jab Aap Humein Bhool Jaoge
Tab
Aisa
Thapad Parega Ki Sab Yaad Aa Jayega
Happy Slap Day!!!

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Boy: I Love U…
.
Girl : Thapar Marungi…
.
Boy
.
Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…
Happy Slap Day …2013…
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Santa ko Ek zor Daar Thapar Pada pata q
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.
Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”
Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.
Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena..!!

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Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
Tab
Aisa
Thappar parungi ki sab yaad aajayega
Happy Slap Day..
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Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo
Aap Ki Ankh Me Pehla Ansu Dekhey
To
Doosra Ansu Ponch Ley
Teesra Ansu Rok Ley
Or
Chautha Ansu Dekhey To
Ek Thapar Mar K Bole
Ley Ab Khul Ke Ro!
!!!Happy Slap Day!!!

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Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. hahaha ))
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Newtons Third Law Of Love:The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl
By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping
Happy Slap day!